accidentally hurting an animal is the worst feeling i would rather die one thousand deaths than step on a doggy’s innocent lil foot
they just look at you like “i am sorry i dont know what i did but i am very sorry i’ll stay out of your way” no lil doggy dont leave me
your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
SON OF A BITCH I WAS GOING THROUGH MY OLD YEARBOOKS AND I JUST REMEMBERED THE NAME OF MY SECOND GRADE TEACHER
last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.